“Finish your breakfast first love,” mum said, “You sure you don’t want black pudding?”
So we went and lay down side by side on my bed. Indian xxx “Oh, oh god, oh bloody hell,” she gasped and then he was right inside her, shame he hadn’t got no sense of rhythm, Kenny, he were in Wetherfield band learners class once but he had fuck all rhythm and no ear for pitch so he had to pack it in and join a rock band. “Jasmine,” I shouts, “Bit of class lads.”
“Bet she can’t pick up a bottle of Stella in her cunt?” someone laughs. “Andy, don’t be rude to your mother that’s my job,” Dad says, “Tell you what she can sleep we us.”
“Norman Parsons!” Mum exploded.
